
“Mark, I just bought a second hand Nordkapp and fancy giving sea kayaking a try this weekend.”
“This Shell garage should stock everything we need.”
“I left the map at home. No worries, I can figure out a compass bearing from the road atlas.”
“Um … the GPS is saying that the Isles of Scilly are 70 miles behind us, inland.”
“I can see the Scillies! Hang about; they’re in the wrong place.”
“Are you sure that isn’t a shark?”

































